Zillion eons ago, the sky was blue and the land was green. You was born into this world with tons of fuck to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about stranger's opinions. You give away too many fucks about too many things, because you have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate those fucks to family and career, but there aren't enough fucks left to give to the newest fads. Oh, one of your friends has shitty problems that require your help with it and that is outside your knowledge as a man? You will do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you are down to 1-2 fucks a month, and those fucks are so damn precious. You give them to your family, your hobbies and your job, and that's kinda it. It is not your fault, fucks expire too damn quickly. I would've liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can't. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You are getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can't give a fuck. Some people run out of fucks really quickly, some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you are out of fucks to give away anymore. It is just basic fuckonomics.
Sorry, just had to say this. One day, you will go through what I'm going through right now. I just don't give a fuck anymore. Peace out. Assalamualaikum.
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