We Are All Lesbians

Yes, just like what the title says. We are all lesbians. For me personally, I don't mind it all. Not a bit. Since I'm a guy, so yeah I don't a have problem with 2 girls licking at each other. Heh, but I don't know what about the ladies. Is it disgust that you feel when you see that kind of scene? Weeee. Well, I'm not going to blog about sexual orientation. Nope. Why did I said that? Because we are lesbians in the beginning.

You see, every single of us, myself included starts as a female in the womb. Yup. Go ahead and Google it. I got this from LiveScience while browsing the net just now:

'For the first several weeks, a developing embryo follows a 'female blueprint', from reproductive organs to nipples. Only after about 60 days does the hormone testosterone kick in(for those of us with Y chromosome), changing the genetic activity of cells in the genitals and brain.'

These explained why do us men, have nipples. I mean it's not like we have a use for them yet still, I'm always wondering why do men have nipples. These answered my question and these also explained my title. Let's move on to other interesting thing that I found it very amusing. This subject is for us, men. It's not like I'm decriminalizing womens out there, I loves womens. You guys fun. My entire roster of friends are mostly womens. It just that some of you might know this, some of you don't. You guys never ever will experience this. Same like us men with PMS. It's called 'Morning Wood'.

For guys out there know what I'm talking about. We all get this every single day. To those who don't, you might know it as an Erection. You see, not only the ladies are capable to wake up my big 'baby'(yes, that's a reference of my penis. It sounded better that way, lulz), even when I'm asleep too. In the morning, I woke up with a sight of my big baby trying to break free full gangsta from my pants. It's not a pleasant view to be witnessed. Hence, the term Morning Wood came in.

Although the science is hardly firm, the theories are most interesting. First of all, let's call it by its scientific name:

'Nocturnal Penile Tumescence'

It sounded like a name for an owl, lulz. It's perfectly natural occurrence experienced by healthy men 3-5 times a night regardless what kind of dream. It's theorized that the body triggers NPT(???) to stretch out the cavernosum(the two sponge like regions that fill with blood to cause an erection), something that helps prevent bed-wetting and erectile dysfunction. Yes, it's perfectly natural to experienced this. Now I finally can Dir in peace.

There are a lot of things that we don't understand about our body. Why do we have dreams? Why do we love to sing in the shower? There are a lot of answers out there that really valuable for us to gain from it. Well, these aren't really rants, just for academic purpose only. Peace out. Assalamualaikum.