Forever young

When I was younger, I would put my arms in my arms in my shirt and told people I had lost my arms and some people fell for it. I would restart the video game whenever I know I was going to lose, still doing it now. Old habits die hard I guess. I would sleep with all of my stuffed animals and dolls so none of them would get offended. I had that one pen with six colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. I would put a ball in my shirt so that I can pretend to be pregnant. I poured my soda into the bottle cap and acting I was like taking shots. I would wait behind a door to scare people, but soon leave because they were taking too damn long and I had to pee. I would fake being asleep on the couch in the living room, so that my mum would carry me to bed. I used to think that the moon followed my car. I would watch those two drops of rain roll down the window and pretend like it was a race. I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death that a tree was going to grow inside my tummy. I used to swallow chewing gum because I like the smell of it. I used to picked my nose and eat the boogers. In my defense, they taste really good. I used to put a lollipop in my mouth and pretend I was smoking. I'm the Rick, long lost brother of the Rock, and my special move was Diving Elbow to the balls.

Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up. What the fuck was I thinking??